picture of my Ranchero with cartoon graphics of smoking cigar and cuss words thought balloon

TO EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE.
The following was posted in the Falcon Discussion Group on the Internet a couple of months before that group ended:

Date: Mon, 26 Oct 98 15:06:00 PST

The Big Issue:

I don't like the idea of Comets being included with Falcons one bit. I've never trusted those short, stubby fins, or those cat eye tail lenses out back. They look sneaky. The Falcon on the other hand has no fins, only primly rounded tail feathers and open, honest tail lenses, giving it the look of a wise owl. Call me a modelist, but keep those corrupting Comets in a separate class, away from our beloved and impressionable Falcons, or, before you know it, they'll be smoking and cussing.

Of course, I could be a maniac…

Vince Basehart, Los Angeles, CA

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THIS PAGE IS INTENDED TO BE A JOKE.
COMETS ARE FINE CARS.