Shopzilla

(parody lyrics by Chris Watson, Copyright ©.)

This is a parody of the Blue Öyster Cult song Godzilla. Look out, shoppers!

[verse]
With a purse in her hand and a terrible sound,
she pulls the spitting high-tension buyers down.

[verse]
Helpless people in shopping malls
scream, bug-eyed, as she looks in on them.

[verse]
She picks up a dress and she throws it back down
as she wades through the buildings toward the center of town.

[chorus]
Oh No! They say she's got to go. Go, Go Shopzilla!
Oh well, there's another sale! Go, Go Shopzilla!

[instrumental break]

[chorus]
Oh No! They say she's got to go. Go, Go Shopzilla!
Oh well, there's another sale! Go, Go Shopzilla!

[verse]
Her story shows again and again what she will do for a bargain. Shopzilla!
Her story shows again and again what she will do for a bargain. Shopzilla!
Her story shows again and again what she will do for a bargain. Shopzilla!
Her story shows again and again what she will do for a bargain. Shopzilla!