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(parody lyrics copyright ©1990 by Chris Watson, with apologies to the legendary Beatles.)
A spoonerism is a type of word play where the first sounds of two adjoining words are transposed. Somehow, Day Tripper became Tray Dipper in my mind, and this parody followed. Thanks to Steve Shair for the "buffet ticket" line.
She likes the cheese, yeah.
She could eat half the tray there.
She likes the cheese, yeah.
She could eat half the tray there, now.
She was a tray dipper.
Buffet ticket yeah.
It took her so long to pig out,
but she pigged out.
