Booby Rides - Broken Crayons part two

(lyrics & music by Chris Watson, Copyright ©.)

I wrote a song about the expense of large bras, inspired by a joke told to me by another internet chatter. Yes this is very juvenile, but it is all in fun.


Broken Crayons can do more than when they came from the store.
You gotta remember. Remember.

(A woman chatter told me Victoria's Secret is they don't have bras in her size, and a large bra costs as much as a tank of gas.)

She has trouble finding bras in her size.
When she does, then she has to decide
“Do I need this or a tank of gas?” that's what she has to ask.
Either way her boobs go for a ride.

Booby Rides song by The Bicycling Guitarist