Charlie the Doofus Cat
(lyrics & music by Chris Watson, Copyright ©.)
Original song by The Bicycling Guitarist about alleged details of an alleged internet chatter's alleged cat as told by a member of a Wireclub chat room.
Lyrics
Charlie the Doofus Cat. Charlie the Doofus Cat.
He leaps for the windowsill, but the curtains were closed.
so he flails around and ends up on the floor.
He is Charlie the Doofus Cat. Charlie the Doofus.
Milk is his favorite thing.
He is Charlie the Doofus Cat.