(lyrics & music by Chris Watson, Copyright ©.)
A girl from the Cosmetology department offers to cut his hair. Manny has this reply.
[instrumental verse (guitar only at first)]
I don't care about my hair. I don't care about my…
(hair…) hair-r. (hair…) Hair.
Oh, my hair's so long. Long hair!
Yeah, my hair's so long.
I'll cut it soon. Cut it! Cut it soon, I'll cut it…
(soon…) soon-n. (soon…) Soon I'll cut it!
[chorus, bridge, instrumental lead verse & chorus]
[repeat second verse, to bridge, end with E-riff]
Oh my hair's so fucking long!